Everyone has a sage candle. But does everyone's sage candle have an opinion about contemporary literature and a subscription to The New Yorker? This one studied abroad in Provence, came back speaking in lavender and bergamot, and now holds court from atop a cedar pedestal. It's insufferable. You'll love it.

SCENT NOTES

Opens with: French Lavender, Lavandin Grosso

Evolves into: Hints of Herbal Spice, Powder

Settles on: Musk, Citrus