The hand crème for people who love smooth skin but hate everyone else. Don’t Touch Me combines lightweight hydration with a delightfully antisocial attitude. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this clean, vegan, and cruelty-free formula leaves hands silky AF without the greasy feel. The bright, sunny blend of island citrus delivers instant mood-lifting energy—without requiring any actual human interaction. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a functional self-care staple wrapped in unapologetic personality.

Free from Phthalates, Sulfates & Parabens. Vegan + Cruelty Free. 

Why we love it:

• Hydrating blend: Cocoa butter + jojoba oil nourish and soften.
• Non-greasy formula: Lightweight, fast-absorbing hydration.
• Uplifting scent: Island Citrus brings bright, fresh, “do not perceive me” energy.
• Gift-ready packaging: Luxe recyclable tube with gold cap.
• Clean beauty standards: Vegan, cruelty-free, made in the USA.
• Size: 3.4 oz / Tube dimensions: 2.4 x 5.75 in.