They literally just woke up like that too. It's not even fair.

This durable cotton dog bandana by Brass Monkey is the perfect way for your dog to express themselves...in a way other than peeing on your rug.

Bonus: it's designed to be one size fits all (unless they are literally a horse), making it the perfect gift for any dog (or their owner).

• Durable, double-sided cotton construction.
• Features two-color 'The Real MVP' design in applique and embroidery.
• Has a 30" tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog (within reason).
• Measures 9" wide by 6" tall (not including ribbon).
• Machine wash on gentle...the bandana, not the dog.
• Weight: 0.1 lb